Venga Demene no me mates! esta en inglés, pero esta muy divertida ya ahora no más artículos en inglés! ??????ahora digo dominero y no más domainer ; )

1. You wake up everyday and check your PM's before your Voicemail
2. Your pets have their own domain names
3. You tell everyone about domains and they simply stare at you with
no understanding of what you are talking about and why you are so
excited
4. You never sleep, you sleep once a day but only after you bought the
last big domain for the day
5. You registar you child's first word as a domain name
6. You check the ovt of every word people speak to you, hey "cracker',
wow "cracker" would make a great domain name
7. You tell your mom, wife, and kids to PM you later
8. You would rather find the next best domain than watch a movie or tv
9. You want to sell all your possessions to obtain that one exlusive
single word short .com domain name
10. You ponder life's miracles, to typo or not to typo, to squat or
not to squat
11. You develop more domains than relationships, you park more domains
than cars
12. You count PPC not sheep while you sleep
13. You hunt for bargains on forums, hoping someone is really stupid
and sells my.com for $50
14. Your best friend's name is Pay, last name Pal
15. Your second best freind is someone you never met in person but you
know his/her screen name and what domains they own
16. You have a messy excel sheet tracking all your domains with 634
different registrars, 46 password, and 92 usernames
17. You want to develop domains but you never have the time, so to
solve this problem you buy more domains names and have less time
18. You buy your favorite girl/guy a domain name for valetines day,
losing their love forever but you figure that domains still love you
so who needs em
19. You check the whois of every website you visit, even one's you can
never buy
20: you lose track of dates and base your life on the expiration dates
of your domains, isn't it 2007 anyway?
21: you'd rather play with your domains than with your kids . .
. or with your spouse
22:you go to call your friends to catch up with things . . .
until you suddenly realize you no longer have any friends to catch up
with . . .
23…...you can't even get through a 2-paragraph news story without
checking to see if 3 domains related to the news are available.
24…....if you try to 'cut/copy & paste' or "find' when reading
newspapers & magazines
25 - You hear someone from the real world mention a phrase
"blah-blah-blah", and you realize something and you have to tell that
person "did you know I owned the domain name for 'blah-blah-blah' dot
com?'"
26. you're at a function and someone says something that gets you thinking
about a new vein... and since there's no computer nearby, you leave
early to go home and check if those domains are registered.
27. . . your rebellious teenage son announces he's just joined a new
organization that's against all things Internet called the
"Dotcommunists" . . .
28. . . your pre-nup agreement states that all your domains remain all
yours in the event of a divorce . . .
28 . . your marriage vows include, . . . regardless of how many
domains you buy . . . " and " . . . no matter how high ICANN permits
renewal fees to rise . . . "
29 . . you miss your child's graduation because that's the same day
they start accepting registrations for the latest TLD . . .
30. . . your skin's so pasty white from being indoors so much . . .
and your eyes are so red from staring at your computer screen for so
many hours a day for so many years . . . that your new doctor's
convinced you must be an albino . . .
31. . . you finally convince this new doctor that you're NOT an albino
. . . so now he wants to write and submit a medical research paper on
you to all the medical journals . . .
32. . . you give out domains as presents . . . reserving the golden
.coms only for those you love and care about the most . . . leaving
those receiving .nets, .orgs . . . and .eus wondering why you don't
love them as much as you do the .com recipients . . .
33. . . and because you do give out domains for presents, you're now
regularly overheard threatening your misbehaving kids with admonitions
such as, "No more dotcoms for you if you don't stop that!" . . .
34. . . you start sweating bullets and almost have a heart attack as
you frantically rush to the nearest computer when your best friend
claims s/he saw one of your domains on a deletion list somewhere last
night . . . but doesn't recall where s/he saw it . . . or remember
which domain it was . . .
35. . . you actually do have a heart attack, and the only thing able
to revive you is when your spouse yells in your ear, "You won the
auction! You won the auction! The domain's yours!" . . .
36. . . you see nothing wrong with pimping your spouse so you can buy
more domains . . .
37. . . you have Turrets Syndrome, but instead of curse words, you
shout out [/i]Dotcom! Drops! ICANN!"
38. . . after trying for years, you finally convince Microsoft to
alter Word so that "domainer" is no longer marked as being misspelled
39 . . you file a lawsuit against all the dictionary printers in a
bold attempt to make them include "domainer" . . . capitalized . . .
bold . . . and in 20 point type . . .
40. . . your spouse begs and pleads with you to start a new 12-step
program-offering organization for troubled people called Domainers
Anonymous (DA) . . . with you as its first member . . .
41. . . your last will and testament includes a request that you be
buried with an Internet and satellite-ready computer along with a CD
of all your domains . . . on the off chance that you really can take
it with you when you die . . .
42. . . your eulogy includes "s/he was a domainer . . . "
43. . . your headstone reads "Husband. (Wife) Father. (Mother) Friend.
Domainer" . . .
44.....you own more domains than you can count, but can only name two dozen of them from memory
45. ...You check the availability of the dotcom before naming your son. DominiosIDN.com ||

me doy cuento que soy bastante dominero jaja

Muy bueno!.::Musica::. - .::Lo mejor de Paraguay::.

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46 - Te apuntas a todas las subastas que acaban en fin de año porque ingenuamente crees que serás el único que estará conectado y pujará. :: el roce hace el dominio ::

Posted By: CorsoAñado:

46 - Te apuntas a todas las subastas que acaban en fin de año porque ingenuamente crees que serás el único que estará conectado y pujará.

jaJAjaJAjaJA!! muy cierto..!! y quizá con buenos resultados..!
Ejemplo el caso de "economicas.com" puesta en SEDO en estas fechas.. LINK.::Musica::. - .::Lo mejor de Paraguay::.